{"id":1202,"date":"2011-01-17T23:11:55","date_gmt":"2011-01-17T22:11:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/?p=1202"},"modified":"2011-01-18T09:20:58","modified_gmt":"2011-01-18T08:20:58","slug":"meilleurs-voeux","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/?p=1202","title":{"rendered":"Meilleurs voeux!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Plus Elisabeth parle, plus elle nous fait rire (ou pas!)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Elle devient la reine des excuses pour:<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; ne pas marcher (\u00e7a fait mal aux jambes, froid aux genoux, fatigu\u00e9e)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; ne pas manger toute seule (mal aux bras)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; ne pas ranger ses jouets (parce que c&rsquo;est toi!)<\/p>\n<p>La phrase du jour pour ne pas manger sa soupe est:<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0La soupe \u00e7a fait vomir les petites filles!\u00a0\u00bb c&rsquo;est \u00e9norme!!!<\/p>\n<p>Pour marquer l&rsquo;insistance, elle multiplie les \u00ab\u00a0kikopl\u00e9\u00a0\u00bb (comprendre \u00ab\u00a0s&rsquo;il te plait\u00a0\u00bb bien entendu)<\/p>\n<p>Enfin pour les fans des \u00ab\u00a0Jean Michel\u00a0\u00bb&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[youtube YP8WkTfRIq0 nolink]<\/p>\n<p>[youtube y0phhEowyyY nolink]<\/p>\n<p>Dans un autre style, Elisabeth fait sa snob au Jardin Public sur les grands chevaux (elle nous jette un bref coup d&rsquo;oeil \u00e0 chaque tour alors qu&rsquo;on lui fait de grands coucou, mais on voit bien qu&rsquo;elle se retient de sourire c&rsquo;est tr\u00e8s dr\u00f4le et subtil \u00e0 voir)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/wp-content\/media\/imgp0954.jpg\" title=\"imgp0954.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/wp-content\/media\/imgp0954.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"imgp0954.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/wp-content\/media\/imgp0955.jpg\" title=\"imgp0955.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/wp-content\/media\/imgp0955.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"imgp0955.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/wp-content\/media\/imgp0957.jpg\" title=\"imgp0957.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/wp-content\/media\/imgp0957.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"imgp0957.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/wp-content\/media\/imgp0959.jpg\" title=\"imgp0959.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/wp-content\/media\/imgp0959.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"imgp0959.jpg\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/wp-content\/media\/imgp0960.jpg\" title=\"imgp0960.jpg\"><img src=\"http:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/wp-content\/media\/imgp0960.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"imgp0960.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Plus Elisabeth parle, plus elle nous fait rire (ou pas!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[13],"tags":[7,12,31],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mininous.fr\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}